Diary of a Buddhist Nun

Found a stinkbug in the house. Carried him outside and shook him off my hand. He flew a foot and then landed in a puddle of water. Looked like he wasn't gonna learn to swim fast enough. Plucked him out with a leaf. Put him down on the ground where he immediately rolled onto his back and got stuck. Rolled him over. Reminded him I cannot spend my day babysitting his accident-prone little stinky self. Reminded myself that if I had let him stay in the house in the first place, none of this would have happened. LOL